Apparently, the city fathers will proceed less decisively, responding to complaints and firing off warning letters. In those steps fail, they intend to impose, on second offenders, a fine of from $250 to $500.

A casual diner maintained that the leaders of the city by the lake should have more important things to concern themselves with than plumped goose and duck liver. As he tasted some in a pizza, he noted, "I guess we were rebels today."

We can see the persistent offenders now, as they serve time for indulging in the felonious business of serving the gustatory delight. There they are, enjoying some cell-free time in the prison yard. Two inmates meet. One says, "What are you up for?" "Murder and grand theft," the prisoner says. "How about you?" "Serving foie gras in Chicago," the other prisoner confesses.

His answer thunders through the prison yard, causing the other inmates to clasp their hands to their horrified lips.
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