The old saw goes, a person calls Warner Brothers and asks, "Is Larry there?"

The operator replies, "No."

"Is Harry there?" the caller inquires.

"No," the operator intones.

The person gives up and decides to call back the next day. He's told the same thing.

"Wait a minute," he says. "Every time I call, you tell me Larry is out of town and Harry is tied up? What's going on?"

"Oh," the operator replies, "every time Larry goes out of town we tie Harry up."
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